All ratings are objective fact, also I haven’t seen all kids TV so cut me some slack.

S - Tier:

• Phineas and Ferb → Great theme song, Perry is pretty cool, poor Doofenshmirtz, S-tier

• Star Wars: The Clone Wars → This is a bold one. It has Kenobi, it gets an S-tier. Also the rest of the show is really good, RIP Fives.

• Adventure Time → Jake the Dog and Finn the human are pretty good, and who can dislike BMO?

• Avatar: The Last Airbender → Great animation, great characters, great story. It's impossible not to love Uncle Iroh and Zuko.

• Gravity Falls → Good characters and story, by far the best kid’s mystery show.

• Pingu → He says noot noot and does a little trolling, S-tier.

• Animated Batman → Mark Hamill Joker earns this S-tier easily. Also, we live in a society.

• Veggie Tales → meme status, S-tier.

A - Tier:

• The Backyardigans → Most of the characters are mediocre, but my man Pablo gets this up to an A-tier.

• Spongebob → Is this the Krusty Krab? no this is A-tier

• Dinosaur Train → Informative, has a pretty cool train, but the T-Rex should have eaten the other dinosaurs.

• Wild Kratts → learned a lot, animation was cool, but the live actions segments keep this out of S-tier

• The Regular Show → Pretty funny, but some episodes are just too weird to be good.

• Transformers (1985) → Classic sci-fi cartoon, couldn’t really ask for more out of an 80’s cartoon.

• Bill Nye → BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

• The Amazing World of Gumball → Haven’t seen any full episodes, but the clips I have seen have been funny.

• Mighty Machines → The machines are mighty, A-tier.

• LEGO: Ninjago → Originally a really good show, but they just made too many seasons and suddenly the ice one is a robot for some reason and I lost interest.

• The Dragon Prince → Made by the same people as ATLA so the characters and story are great, but the sometimes wonky animation keeps this out of S-tier.

• Thomas the Tank Engine → This show kept my childhood on track, it’s pretty good.

• Peppa Pig → Is canonically 7’1”, I can’t put her any lower than A-tier and keep my kneecaps.

B - Tier:

• Dora → Pretty good for young children, but it gets real repetitive and annoying.

• Blues Clues → Pretty cool show but Steve left the show and got replaced by a doppelganger, gets a B for Bye Steve!

• Arthur → Some of the characters are pretty annoying, but at one point Arthur threatens to sell DW which makes up for the terrifying Matt Damon cameo.

• Victorious/all laugh track sitcoms → Solid shows, laugh tracks get annoying after a few episodes.

• Octonauts → Why is there a bear underwater?

• Scooby-Doo → Gets predictable and the characters are not good enough to make up for the often dry stories.

• Transformers Prime → Good story and animations, but can be kinda cringe at some points.

• TMNT → Never watched much of this, but the one episode I did watch was alright.

• Tom and Jerry → Cartoon violence is funny for a bit, then gets boring.

• The Loud House → It was alright for a show about a pre-teen boy, but honestly just watch Fairly Odd Parents Instead.

• Fairly Odd Parents → Cosmo and Wanda carry, Timmy is pretty annoying. The dad has S-tier meme status though.

C - Tier:

• Johnny Test → Johnny is really annoying.

• Miraculous Ladybug → Never watched it, but some of my friends did and they overhype it.

• Teen Titans Go → Decent quality show, but jeez some of the characters are really annoying sometimes.

• My Little Pony → The show was alright, but the community is... questionable.

• Sesame Street → Cookie monster, Oscar the grouch, and Big bird make this show better than it has any right to be.

• Star Wars: Rebels → Just clone wars but pretty much worse in every way.

• Pokemon (all of them) → Ash is really dumb and the show has no continuity with the game. The pokemon reputation alone keeps it out of F-tier though.

D - Tier:

• Paw Patrol → Who let a dog drive a bulldozer? Only redeeming quality is the mayor’s chicken

• The Wiggles → No one needs more wiggling in their life

• Mickey Mouse Clubhouse → Mickey is terrifying, I have no idea who would be in a clubhouse with him

• Shaun the Sheep → Can be funny, but the claymation although impressive, can be slight nightmare fuel

F - Tier:

• Max and Ruby → Ruby is not my favourite character, let’s leave it at that.

• Barney → What even is this show.

• Teletubbies → Who came up with this show, because I think there is a padded cell with their name on it.

• Richie Rich → He is a brat, what else do I need to say?

• Skylanders: Academy → Bad video game show, automatic F-tier.